*Me noticing my son with a faux hawk this morning after the faux hawk fell during the day at school yesterday.

Me: “So you are going to do the faux hawk again today”

Jake: “Yeah, we don’t have that hearing, screaming test today.”

Me: “Hearing screaming test???”

Jake: “Ya know…where they put tha….heaphones on …an you raise your hand when you hear the beep”

Me: “OH, a hearing SCREENING test.”

Jake: “yeah”

I’m still in stitches.